<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[PARAHOLICS: Shit Evel Says]]></title><description><![CDATA[Blah, blah, blah, and ghosts.]]></description><link>https://www.paraholics.com/s/shit-evel-says</link><image><url>https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-uBI!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6768517a-234b-408f-a0ae-0b00ae5af6ab_959x959.png</url><title>PARAHOLICS: Shit Evel Says</title><link>https://www.paraholics.com/s/shit-evel-says</link></image><generator>Substack</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 05:00:56 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.paraholics.com/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><copyright><![CDATA[Evel Ogilville]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><webMaster><![CDATA[paraholics@substack.com]]></webMaster><itunes:owner><itunes:email><![CDATA[paraholics@substack.com]]></itunes:email><itunes:name><![CDATA[Evel Ogilville]]></itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author><![CDATA[Evel Ogilville]]></itunes:author><googleplay:owner><![CDATA[paraholics@substack.com]]></googleplay:owner><googleplay:email><![CDATA[paraholics@substack.com]]></googleplay:email><googleplay:author><![CDATA[Evel Ogilville]]></googleplay:author><itunes:block><![CDATA[Yes]]></itunes:block><item><title><![CDATA[It’s All in Your Head (Mostly): The Real Problem with Ghost Hunting]]></title><description><![CDATA[Why Most Ghost Hunts Miss the Point&#8212;and How to Fix It]]></description><link>https://www.paraholics.com/p/its-all-in-your-head-mostly-the-real</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.paraholics.com/p/its-all-in-your-head-mostly-the-real</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Evel Ogilville]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2025 02:20:34 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-lur!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb5800aa1-eb1c-4f39-ad21-4b0626f58f21_1456x816.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h4>Introduction</h4><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-lur!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb5800aa1-eb1c-4f39-ad21-4b0626f58f21_1456x816.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-lur!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb5800aa1-eb1c-4f39-ad21-4b0626f58f21_1456x816.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-lur!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb5800aa1-eb1c-4f39-ad21-4b0626f58f21_1456x816.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-lur!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb5800aa1-eb1c-4f39-ad21-4b0626f58f21_1456x816.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-lur!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb5800aa1-eb1c-4f39-ad21-4b0626f58f21_1456x816.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img 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srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-lur!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb5800aa1-eb1c-4f39-ad21-4b0626f58f21_1456x816.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-lur!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb5800aa1-eb1c-4f39-ad21-4b0626f58f21_1456x816.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-lur!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb5800aa1-eb1c-4f39-ad21-4b0626f58f21_1456x816.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-lur!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb5800aa1-eb1c-4f39-ad21-4b0626f58f21_1456x816.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">Mainstream ghost-hunting isn&#8217;t a search for truth&#8212;it&#8217;s often just a haunted performance.</figcaption></figure></div><p>I was glued to Season 6, Episode 1 of <em>Expedition X,</em> immersed in the haunting vibes of Eloise Asylum. Like anyone drawn to the ethics of ghost hunting&#8212;or the raw allure of decaying architecture and echoes of human suffering&#8212;I felt that familiar charge when the guide declared, &#8220;This is the most active floor.&#8221; Cue the EMF meters, the whispered &#8220;did-you-hear-thats?,&#8221; and the stage set for a haunted experience. I&#8217;ve lived that scene a hundred times across a hundred locations.</p><p>But after years chasing the why and how of hauntings with relentless passion, I&#8217;ve reached a hard-earned conclusion: it&#8217;s mostly in your head. Your beliefs, expectations&#8212;even collective stories drive what you encounter. If you&#8217;re drawn to spirit communication like I am, you&#8217;re already tuning into the unseen, whether you know it or not.</p><p>Before you hurl an Ovilus at me, hear me out. Hauntings are real, spirits are real, but mainstream ghost hunting&#8212;obsessed with gadgets, proof, and virality&#8212;is often more performance than revelation. If you&#8217;re not using it for personal spiritual growth, or worse, exploiting it for entertainment, you&#8217;re not just missing the point. You&#8217;re distorting the signal.</p><p>To unpack this, I draw on voices like Brother Richard Hendrick, a Franciscan monk whose 2019 <em>Strange Familiars</em> interview blends Irish mysticism with spiritual wisdom (Renner, 2019). His insights, paired with my field experiences and cultural traditions, reveal what&#8217;s at stake in the unseen.</p><p>Some in the paranormal community find &#8220;ghost-hunting&#8221; offensive, viewing it as predatory. Fair enough. Here, I mean <em>hunting</em> as seeking&#8212;to explore, question, connect, not to trap or harm. I&#8217;m not bagging ghosts like it&#8217;s open season. But too often, this field misses the mark, favoring thrills over meaning.</p><p>What follows is a dive into how your mind shapes the experience, why intention trumps tools, and why we should treat this work as a sacred dialogue, not a thrill ride. This journey starts with a radical idea: reality itself might be mental, and your mind is the key to unlocking the unseen.</p><div><hr></div><h4><strong>Reality Check: It&#8217;s All Mental (Literally)</strong></h4><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Q9_m!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb16580b3-8f81-447a-9dd8-189e325e5b56_1456x816.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Q9_m!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb16580b3-8f81-447a-9dd8-189e325e5b56_1456x816.jpeg 424w, 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srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Q9_m!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb16580b3-8f81-447a-9dd8-189e325e5b56_1456x816.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Q9_m!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb16580b3-8f81-447a-9dd8-189e325e5b56_1456x816.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Q9_m!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb16580b3-8f81-447a-9dd8-189e325e5b56_1456x816.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Q9_m!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb16580b3-8f81-447a-9dd8-189e325e5b56_1456x816.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">We&#8217;re not just observing external phenomena&#8212;we&#8217;re entangled in them.</figcaption></figure></div><p>Here&#8217;s the key: everything is mental.</p><p>Most assume the mind is just neurons firing in the brain. But what if that&#8217;s backwards? Philosopher Philip Goff&#8217;s work on panpsychism suggests consciousness is the fabric of reality itself, not a byproduct of matter (Goff, 2019). In ghost hunting, this means our minds don&#8217;t just observe spirits but actively connect with them in a shared reality. Picture the universe as one vast mind, with our brains as antennas tuning into its frequency. Ghosts aren&#8217;t mere remnants&#8212;they&#8217;re like side-channel transmissions, messages from another layer of consciousness reaching us through the same universal system. Spirits, then, might exist within this shared mental field&#8212;a kind of universal consciousness that connects all minds&#8212;where our thoughts and beliefs can shape what we encounter, like <em>egregores</em> at <a href="https://www.paraholics.com/p/st-albans-sanatorium-ghost-hunting?r=3axieo&amp;utm_campaign=post&amp;utm_medium=web&amp;showWelcomeOnShare=false">St. Albans Sanatorium,</a> entities created by the collective focus and emotions of visitors. When we die, we don&#8217;t vanish; we shift to another layer of this cosmic awareness.</p><p>This isn&#8217;t just philosophy. Tibetan Buddhism&#8217;s Bardo Th&#246;dol, or <em>The Tibetan Book of the Dead,</em> describes the post-death state as a liminal dream realm, a transitional space where consciousness lingers before moving to the next life (Evans-Wentz, 1960). It&#8217;s not an end but a transition, like tuning to another station in the same broadcast field.</p><p>So what does this mean for ghost hunting? We&#8217;re not just observing external phenomena&#8212;we&#8217;re entangled in them. Our thoughts, emotions, and beliefs don&#8217;t just filter what we see&#8212;they shape what unfolds. Ghost-hunting isn&#8217;t about proving something with a gadget; it&#8217;s about recognizing our consciousness as part of the transmission.</p><p>From the Monroe Institute&#8217;s sound-induced consciousness research to ITC sessions tapping into consciousness unbound by space or time&#8212;like a signal traveling beyond physical limits&#8212;one truth emerges: Ghosts may be one mind reaching for another across dimensions. Maybe you&#8217;ve never seen it this way, but once you do, you&#8217;ll realize your investigations were lost in the static&#8212;until now. In short, ghost hunting isn&#8217;t just about capturing evidence&#8212;it&#8217;s about tuning our minds to a shared reality where spirits and our consciousness intertwine.</p><div><hr></div><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.paraholics.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.paraholics.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p><div><hr></div><h4><strong>Imagination and Intention &#8212; The Frequencies We Broadcast</strong></h4><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!en2b!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0858de82-7f39-4f31-8d9b-129683de0512_1456x816.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div 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srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!en2b!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0858de82-7f39-4f31-8d9b-129683de0512_1456x816.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!en2b!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0858de82-7f39-4f31-8d9b-129683de0512_1456x816.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!en2b!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0858de82-7f39-4f31-8d9b-129683de0512_1456x816.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!en2b!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0858de82-7f39-4f31-8d9b-129683de0512_1456x816.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div 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stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">Your imagination doesn&#8217;t just color the experience&#8212;it casts the signal.</figcaption></figure></div><p>Imagination isn&#8217;t idle&#8212;it&#8217;s generative. It doesn&#8217;t just influence our experiences in the paranormal; it shapes them. Walk into a haunted location expecting a vivid figure from its ghost stories, and your mind is already tuning that frequency. If that place is soaked in emotional residue, any intelligence present&#8212;especially chaotic or spiritual ones&#8212;may seize your script and shape the outcome.</p><p>I&#8217;ve seen this at St. Albans. My team entered steeped in tales of &#8220;Donald&#8221; and &#8220;Jacob,&#8221; entities tied to specific rooms. During our sessions, ITC responses echoed those names repeatedly, though no historical records confirm their existence (Paraholics, 2025). Research suggests ITC can reflect investigators&#8217; expectations, acting like a mirror for our beliefs (Leary, 2013). It felt less like uncovering the past and more like improvising a ghost story in real time, co-authored with the unseen.</p><p><strong>To be clear:</strong> I&#8217;m not saying we invent the spirits. I&#8217;m saying our perception colors the channel. Just as a radio plays what it&#8217;s tuned to, our expectations can shape which voices come through&#8212;and how we interpret them.</p><p>That&#8217;s why <em>the quality of your consciousness matters</em>. If you enter this work with grounded clarity and compassion&#8212;vibrating high in the truest sense: with love, humility, and genuine concern for others&#8212;you&#8217;re more likely to resonate with higher vibrational intelligences. But come in chaotic, ego-driven, or emotionally unstable, and you risk attracting others operating on that same low frequency.</p><p><em>This work is a mirror. The unseen reflects who we are, not just what we want.</em></p><p>Popular ghost hunting spots, like St. Albans, are often teeming with spiritual energies because of the intense focus and collective intention they receive. This concentrated energy acts as a magnet for a wide variety of entities&#8212;not just location-specific ghosts tied to the site&#8217;s history, but a diverse array of spirits drawn to the power of the place.</p><p>Another example: at the Indiana State Sanatorium, retired New Albany chief of detectives Mike Culwell appeared to connect with a spirit calling herself Mary, who claimed a nursing home room number that didn&#8217;t exist. The number was fabricated, matching the ghost story archetype&#8212;a lone, elderly woman in a forgotten hospital wing&#8212;but not the history. Whether it&#8217;s false memory, impression, or a clever trickster, the point is the same: spirit interactions are shaped by what we project. Our intention is the focus.</p><p>Brother Richard puts it simply: &#8220;Imagination and intention play a massive part&#8221; in how we engage the spirit world (Renner, 2019). Seek drama&#8212;clicks, clout, attention&#8212;and you&#8217;ll attract chaotic energies. Approach with respect and clarity, and the exchange may turn coherent, insightful, even transformative.</p><p>This isn&#8217;t unique to ITC or modern ghost hunting. In Yoruba tradition, rituals focus the mind to align with divine intent. Japan&#8217;s spirit boards require careful closure to maintain balance. In Spiritism, practitioners emphasize emotional clarity to avoid deception (Kardec, 1861). Whatever your approach&#8212;ghost box, apps, or intuition&#8212;your mindset amplifies the connection. Scattered thoughts create static.</p><p>But who&#8217;s listening on the other side? The spirit realm is more than ghosts&#8212;it&#8217;s a vast ecosystem of beings, each with its own agenda.</p><div><hr></div><h4><strong>The Ecology of Spirits &#8212; A Vast, Layered Realm</strong></h4><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!EG6N!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F02a6f7a5-a249-43ce-bc8b-7d9b48cbcd56_1456x816.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!EG6N!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F02a6f7a5-a249-43ce-bc8b-7d9b48cbcd56_1456x816.jpeg 424w, 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stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">If you don&#8217;t know what kind of being you&#8217;re talking to, you might be handing your energy to something that knows exactly how to use it.</figcaption></figure></div><p>Not everything that speaks in the dark is a ghost.</p><p>Brother Richard describes the unseen as a &#8220;vast ecosystem of spirits&#8221;&#8212;a complex, layered ecology far beyond pop culture&#8217;s disembodied souls (Renner, 2019). It&#8217;s a ladder of beings, with countless rungs of intelligences&#8212;ancient, indifferent, benevolent, or predatory. Humans? We&#8217;re far down the ladder, a minor tier in a hierarchy we barely grasp.</p><p>In Irish folklore, the &#8220;little people&#8221;&#8212;literal fairies&#8212;aren&#8217;t metaphors but entities with their own agendas. Offer reverence, earn protection; disrespect them, invite mischief (Evans-Wentz, 1911). Anishinaabe manitous&#8212;spirits animating land, water, sky&#8212;coexist but aren&#8217;t bound to human priorities (Johnston, 2001). Hindu devas and asuras balance order and chaos (Doniger, 1981). Christian angels and demons hold ranked roles (Russell, 1981). Each being&#8212;trickster, observer, elemental&#8212;operates with distinct will.</p><p>Haunted locations aren&#8217;t just for the dead. We might tune into something older, archetypal, or sentient echoes. Most often, we&#8217;re hearing low-level spirits&#8212;trauma-bound, confused, reactive static of the afterlife.</p><p>Discernment is everything. Brother Richard warns theatrical messages demand caution. His process: Root yourself through prayer or meditation, seek repeated confirmation, measure the message&#8212;does it bring peace or chaos?</p><p>The spirit realm isn&#8217;t a ghost buffet. It&#8217;s a wilderness. And if you don&#8217;t know what kind of being you&#8217;re talking to, you might be handing your attention&#8212;and your energy&#8212;to something that knows exactly how to use it.</p><div><hr></div><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.paraholics.com/p/its-all-in-your-head-mostly-the-real?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&action=share&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Share&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.paraholics.com/p/its-all-in-your-head-mostly-the-real?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&action=share"><span>Share</span></a></p><div><hr></div><h4><strong>Tricksters and Sensationalists &#8212; Two Sides of the Same Coin</strong></h4><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!n5db!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F010887cd-fe4e-42cd-8050-c1a0fc6751bd_1456x816.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!n5db!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F010887cd-fe4e-42cd-8050-c1a0fc6751bd_1456x816.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!n5db!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F010887cd-fe4e-42cd-8050-c1a0fc6751bd_1456x816.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!n5db!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F010887cd-fe4e-42cd-8050-c1a0fc6751bd_1456x816.jpeg 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stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">Tricksters don&#8217;t just deceive&#8212;they teach.</figcaption></figure></div><p>Here&#8217;s where things get slippery: the trickster.</p><p>Every spiritual tradition has one. Norse Loki. West African Anansi. Celtic Fae. They don&#8217;t just cause chaos&#8212;they expose blind spots. They test your assumptions, mock your certainty, and reflect your intention like a distorted mirror. Their role isn&#8217;t to guide&#8212;it&#8217;s to rattle. And if you&#8217;re paying attention, that disruption can sharpen your discernment more than any well-behaved spirit ever could.</p><p>Brother Richard warns from Irish tradition: tricksters show up when your ego does. They amplify what&#8217;s unexamined&#8212;your pride, your need to control, your craving to be seen. Not always malevolent, but always strategic. They will play to your expectations, wear the names you fear or desire, and pull you deeper into a story of your own making.</p><p>I&#8217;ve seen this firsthand at St. Albans. A voice broke through: snarling, sharp&#8212;&#8220;Kill them.&#8221; I laughed, surprised. It shot back, &#8220;How is that happy?&#8221; and then, cool and calm: &#8220;Kill you, me, God, and everyone.&#8221; It was pure performance&#8212;but for whom? The stories of &#8220;Donald&#8221; and &#8220;Jacob&#8221; that had saturated our sessions had no basis in documented history. The names were echoes of the legend we carried in with us. The trickster didn&#8217;t invent the narrative&#8212;it borrowed ours and used it against us.</p><p>But that&#8217;s the point. Tricksters aren&#8217;t just obstacles&#8212;they&#8217;re barometers. How we react to misdirection, contradiction, or absurdity reveals our inner alignment. Do we spiral, get defensive, chase every curveball? Or do we ground ourselves, laugh, ask better questions? Even if their motives are unclear, tricksters arrive to humble us, teaching through chaos what clarity we lack.</p><p>And many investigators&#8212;especially those performative for social media clout&#8212;become unwitting conduits for this trickster energy. By chasing likes, they amplify distortion, feeding chaotic entities that thrive on ego and confusion. Their theatrics show how deeply tricksters can weave deception, keeping us wallowing in the darkness of our own making. The lesson is stark: Unchecked ego invites chaos, blinding us to the truth. The hoaxer thinks they&#8217;re running the show, but they&#8217;re just actors in an invisible opera, staged by forces more cunning than they realize.</p><p>Brother Richard cautions: intend deception, and you&#8217;ll attract it. The Others don&#8217;t care about your brand&#8212;they respond to your signal. If that signal is distortion, expect noise in return.</p><p>The lesson isn&#8217;t to avoid the trickster&#8212;it&#8217;s to recognize when it shows up, and to learn from the encounter. That&#8217;s what keeps the work honest. That&#8217;s what keeps you honest.</p><div><hr></div><h4><strong>The Hubris of Ghost Hunters &#8212; Playing God with Spirits</strong></h4><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!s5rI!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3f2860a7-60d4-48b1-88ff-410ba98f50b1_1141x640.webp" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!s5rI!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3f2860a7-60d4-48b1-88ff-410ba98f50b1_1141x640.webp 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!s5rI!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3f2860a7-60d4-48b1-88ff-410ba98f50b1_1141x640.webp 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!s5rI!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3f2860a7-60d4-48b1-88ff-410ba98f50b1_1141x640.webp 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!s5rI!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3f2860a7-60d4-48b1-88ff-410ba98f50b1_1141x640.webp 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!s5rI!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3f2860a7-60d4-48b1-88ff-410ba98f50b1_1141x640.webp" width="1141" height="640" 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srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!s5rI!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3f2860a7-60d4-48b1-88ff-410ba98f50b1_1141x640.webp 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!s5rI!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3f2860a7-60d4-48b1-88ff-410ba98f50b1_1141x640.webp 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!s5rI!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3f2860a7-60d4-48b1-88ff-410ba98f50b1_1141x640.webp 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!s5rI!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3f2860a7-60d4-48b1-88ff-410ba98f50b1_1141x640.webp 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div 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stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">There&#8217;s an unspoken hubris in ghost hunting culture: the dead owe us answers.</figcaption></figure></div><p>If there&#8217;s one trait that warps the heart of paranormal investigation, it&#8217;s arrogance.</p><p>You&#8217;ve seen it&#8212;the overconfident approach. People waltzing into locations like they own the place, barking questions at the unseen, demanding signs, brandishing tools like badges of authority. There&#8217;s an unspoken hubris in much of ghost-hunting culture: the idea that the dead owe the living their cooperation, that we can command the unknown like a concierge.</p><p>Brother Richard calls this out with a scalpel&#8217;s precision. In his words, most ghost hunters aren&#8217;t in dialogue with the Other&#8212;they&#8217;re &#8220;outside the discourse,&#8221; barely &#8220;listening through the wall&#8221; (Strange Familiars, 2019). Without spiritual practice, discernment, or humility, you&#8217;re not leading an investigation. You&#8217;re stumbling into a realm you don&#8217;t understand, and doing it with a bullhorn.</p><p>Nowhere is this arrogance more obvious than in the trope of &#8220;crossing spirits over.&#8221; It sounds compassionate&#8212;helping the lost find the light. But what if that spirit isn&#8217;t lost? What if it doesn&#8217;t want to go? What if it&#8217;s not what we think&#8212;perhaps residual energy, thought-forms like those at St. Albans, ancient intelligences, or entities posing as spirits?</p><p>I&#8217;ve seen groups declare spaces &#8220;cleared,&#8221; only for fresh phenomena to erupt within days. Did they help a spirit move on, or were they performing a ritual for show?</p><p>That said, there may still be value in simply offering peace. If a spirit truly is suffering, being present with compassion&#8212;without agenda&#8212;can be a quiet act of encouragement. Not a cosmic rescue mission, but a kind gesture. A stillness near the threshold. Not every being needs to be &#8220;sent on.&#8221; But some may just need to know they&#8217;re seen.</p><p>To be fair, there are reasons some investigators lean so heavily on tech or spectacle. In a field often dismissed as pseudoscience, gadgets provide something tangible&#8212;something skeptics can see, measure, or replay. And with attention spans short and competition fierce, some resort to dramatization just to be seen. But when the pursuit becomes more about validation than inquiry, we risk mistaking noise for signal&#8212;and missing the real conversation entirely.</p><p>Brother Richard&#8217;s ecological lens offers a better way: spirits may fulfill roles we don&#8217;t understand&#8212;guardians, messengers, witnesses. When we assume every lingering presence is broken, lost, or ours to fix, we stop listening. We project. And that&#8217;s when we lose the thread.</p><p>The moment you stop being a guest and start overstepping, the Others may remind you exactly who&#8217;s in charge. Rather than commanding the unseen, true ghost hunting invites a mindful exchange, where your energy shapes the encounter.</p><div><hr></div><h4><strong>The Reciprocal Dance &#8212; Are You Okay with Being Fuel?</strong></h4><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!gPo8!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb980459b-fcc2-40ea-8fce-51e4881395ef_1456x816.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!gPo8!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb980459b-fcc2-40ea-8fce-51e4881395ef_1456x816.jpeg 424w, 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stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">Our attention is an antenna. And spirits know how to tune in.</figcaption></figure></div><p>Far from the arrogance of commanding spirits, ghost hunting is a reciprocal dance, and our attention tunes the connection.</p><p>So what if ghost-hunting is partially performative&#8212;does that make it meaningless?</p><p>Not necessarily. It&#8217;s a reciprocal dance. You bring expectation, emotional charge, ego&#8212;and the spirit realm responds in kind. Without grounding, that exchange tips from insight to siphon, draining your energy. Our attention is an antenna, drawing spirits&#8217; responses. Unaware, even genuine researchers can be played, their energy feeding tricksters who unravel the unprepared. Lead the dance&#8212;don&#8217;t be led, or spirits may feed on your signal.</p><p>I saw this at a public event at Waverly Hills Sanatorium. One group barreled in like it was a haunted house attraction&#8212;loud, performative, adrenalized. Their sessions were chaotic: mocking, repetitive, disjointed. But the next group, quieter and centered, shifted something. Responses turned intelligible, gentle, carrying a clarity that felt profound. The building didn&#8217;t change&#8212;our energy did.</p><p>Beyond shaping the interaction, the quietest magic of a haunted space is its mirror to your soul. It doesn&#8217;t just reflect fear or ego&#8212;it reveals your alignment, sincerity, readiness. When you enter with intention and openness, the quality of what speaks back might say more about you than the location. That&#8217;s the quiet magic of it. Ghost hunting&#8212;at its best&#8212;isn&#8217;t just about contact. It&#8217;s communion. It&#8217;s a conversation that lets you take stock of who you are, what you bring, and how the unseen responds. And in that exchange, you might just find yourself.</p><p>Another chilling example: during a private residential case, voices came through an ITC device claiming to be the deceased father of the homeowner. But another spirit&#8212;insistent, almost frantic&#8212;argued it was an imposter, a trickster pretending to be the father, seizing on the homeowner&#8217;s doubts. As Allan Kardec warned, spirits may pose as loved ones to test our clarity, turning sessions into performances if we&#8217;re not discerning (Kardec, 1861). The homeowner&#8217;s uncertainty fueled a narrative that felt like pure spectacle.</p><p>Ghost-hunting is a feedback loop. Your consciousness is a transmitter. Every spirit in the hierarchy of spirits has unique personalities, purposes, intentions, humor, and limitations. This is why mindfulness of what they&#8217;re capable of is imperative (Strange Familiars, 2019). Brother Richard&#8217;s discernment&#8212;gauging if responses bring peace or chaos&#8212;keeps you on sure footing.</p><p>Careless energy makes you fuel. You risk becoming fuel without boundaries. Traditional systems&#8212;Tibetan rituals, Indigenous ceremonies&#8212;stress closures for safety. So ask yourself: Are you showing up with clarity, humility, boundaries? Or are you flinging open the doors, hoping whatever wanders in is friendly? Because not every presence leaves when you do.</p><div><hr></div><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.paraholics.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.paraholics.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p><div><hr></div><h4><strong>Ghost Hunting with Integrity &#8212; Honoring the Field</strong></h4><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3BL8!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1a2e0ecd-a97c-42a5-b746-13a109e88279_1456x816.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" 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stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">Quiet, honest work might not blow up online, but it lasts.</figcaption></figure></div><p>Let&#8217;s give a nod to the investigators doing this work for the right reasons.</p><p>Forget the flood of fakery and theatrics&#8212;some researchers are in it for meaning, not metrics. They document with care. They skip the spectacle. They step into haunted spaces with humility and respect. No brand-building here&#8212;just a quiet push for understanding.</p><p>This isn&#8217;t a takedown. It&#8217;s a call to step up.</p><p>The paranormal world&#8217;s drowning in gimmicks. Social media&#8217;s a circus of creators turning the spirit realm into a stage&#8212;faking evidence, yelling &#8220;demon&#8221; at every creak, chasing likes instead of truth. And it works. Flashy gets views. Real doesn&#8217;t.</p><p>The fallout? Haunted spots turn into theater sets. Spirits get reduced to props. And anyone seeking genuine connection gets buried in the noise.</p><p>But integrity still holds weight.</p><p>Quiet, honest work might not blow up online, but it lasts. It earns trust&#8212;with your audience, your peers, and maybe even whatever&#8217;s out there. That trust is the foundation for anything real in this field.</p><p>For all you sciency investigators out there wanting to prove this is all real, here&#8217;s a heads-up: repeatability&#8217;s a tough nut to crack in this game. Your headspace, your intent, and the vibe of a place can shift what goes down, making lab-style consistency a pipe dream. Integrity means owning that&#8212;logging it straight, looking at patterns and context over cookie-cutter results.</p><p>This isn&#8217;t about ditching rigor. It&#8217;s about rethinking &#8220;proof.&#8221; Patterns across cases, the story behind each investigation, the bigger picture&#8212;they might tell us more than identical outcomes ever will. Integrity&#8217;s in the details: owning the variables, reflecting on their sway, and admitting the unseen doesn&#8217;t play by our rules. But if we listen close, it might still show itself.</p><p>So step back. Dig deeper. Don&#8217;t chase cheap thrills when something smarter, richer, maybe even sacred, is waiting in the quiet.</p><p>The unseen isn&#8217;t here for our amusement.</p><p>But it might talk&#8212;if we show up real.</p><div><hr></div><h4><strong>A Better Way Forward &#8212; For Paraholics Who Want the Real Deal</strong></h4><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!6yJ8!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb164cef0-75e6-442f-b623-04f3b13cdf67_1141x640.webp" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!6yJ8!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb164cef0-75e6-442f-b623-04f3b13cdf67_1141x640.webp 424w, 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We&#8217;re in a real conversation.</figcaption></figure></div><p>So where do we go from here?</p><p>Brother Richard&#8217;s contemplative insights&#8212;echoed in traditions around the world&#8212;offer direction: we move forward with discernment, humility, and intention. We stop treating the spirit realm like a game or a gimmick.</p><p>Start by ruling out the mundane. Not every flicker is a phantom. Not every cold breeze is a message. Not every voice is what it claims to be.</p><p>Then set a clear intention. Pause before turning on your recorder. Ask yourself: <em>Why am I here? What am I willing to hear?</em></p><p>Respect the complexity of the unseen. It isn&#8217;t just ghosts and demons. It&#8217;s a layered ecology&#8212;archetypes, ancestors, egregores, and intelligences we don&#8217;t yet have names for. Some speak truth. Others test you. Some wear masks made of your own fears.</p><p>And finally, treat ghost-hunting as a vehicle for personal transformation&#8212;not a content engine. You&#8217;re not there to provoke. You&#8217;re there to witness, to reflect, and maybe, just maybe, to grow.</p><p>If you want to do this with integrity, consider:</p><blockquote><p>&#8226; <strong>Set a Clear Intention</strong> &#8211; Seek clarity, not spectacle.</p><p>&#8226; <strong>Ground Yourself</strong> &#8211; Calm minds make better receivers.</p><p>&#8226; <strong>Close the Session</strong> &#8211; Don&#8217;t leave energetic doors open.</p><p>&#8226; <strong>Reflect</strong> &#8211; Write it down. Patterns matter more than moments.</p></blockquote><p>At Paraholics, we&#8217;re not here to kill the thrill.</p><p>We&#8217;re here to give it meaning.</p><p>Imagine a community of seekers known not for gimmicks, but for depth&#8212;for reverence&#8212;for asking better questions. A community the unseen might finally take seriously, because we finally started taking it seriously ourselves.</p><p>Tricksters will still show up. That&#8217;s part of the terrain. Maybe they&#8217;re here to test us. Maybe they&#8217;re just attracted to the noise. But if you lead with sincerity, even your vulnerabilities will carry weight.</p><p>Let&#8217;s raise the bar.</p><p>Let&#8217;s make the unseen take notice.</p><p>Because when we lead with clarity, humility, and curiosity&#8212;when we show up with compassion, not just questions&#8212;we&#8217;re not just ghost hunters anymore. We&#8217;re in a true conversation with the unseen.</p><p><em>&#8212;Evel Ogilville | Paraholics.com</em></p><div><hr></div><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.paraholics.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">PARAHOLICS is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><div><hr></div><h4><strong>Works Cited</strong></h4><blockquote><p>&#8226;&#9;Doniger, Wendy. <em>The Rig Veda: An Anthology. </em>Penguin Classics, 1981.</p><p>&#9;&#8226;&#9;Evans-Wentz, W. Y. <em>The Fairy-Faith in Celtic Countries.</em> Oxford University Press, 1911.</p><p>&#9;&#8226;&#9;Evans-Wentz, W. Y. <em>The Tibetan Book of the Dead.</em> Oxford University Press, 1960.</p><p>&#9;&#8226;&#9;Goff, Philip. <em>Galileo&#8217;s Error: Foundations for a New Science of Consciousness.</em> Pantheon Books, 2019.</p><p>&#9;&#8226;&#9;Johnston, Basil. <em>The Manitous: The Spiritual World of the Ojibway.</em> Minnesota Historical Society Press, 2001.</p><p>&#9;&#8226;&#9;Kardec, Allan. <em>The Mediums&#8217; Book.</em> Allan Kardec Educational Society, 1861.</p><p>&#9;&#8226;&#9;Paraholics. <em>St. Albans Sanatorium: Ghost Hunting and the Power of Belief. </em>2025, www.paraholics.com/st-albans-sanatorium-ghost-hunting.</p><p>&#9;&#8226;&#9;Renner, Timothy, host. &#8220;<em>A Monastic View of The Other.&#8221;</em> Strange Familiars, episode 131, 5 Dec. 2019, www.strangefamiliars.com.</p><p>&#9;&#8226;&#9;Russell, Jeffrey Burton. <em>Satan: The Early Christian Tradition.</em> Cornell University Press, 1981.</p><p>&#9;&#8226; Leary, D. H. (2013). Do you hear what I hear? A research study on the interpretation of radio-sweep voice phenomena. ATransC NewsJournal, Spring 2013. https://atransc.org/radiosweep-study2b/</p><div><hr></div></blockquote>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Hauntings of Bridgewater Cemetery and the Polarizing Panasonic RR-DR60]]></title><description><![CDATA[Unearthing Paranormal History, Eerie Encounters, and the Flawed Recorder I No Longer Use]]></description><link>https://www.paraholics.com/p/the-hauntings-of-bridgewater-cemetery</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.paraholics.com/p/the-hauntings-of-bridgewater-cemetery</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Evel Ogilville]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 14 Oct 2024 22:12:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ajIp!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F30208d45-8e3a-4a39-a79f-f53ef91a5f01_2048x1536.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 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Ironically, nothing brings the past more to life for me than an old cemetery or graveyard. The markers, the designs, and the symbols etched in stone offer clues about a person&#8217;s life and death, placed by those who loved them. Or, in some cases, I imagine headstones are anchors to keep some bastards and monsters down in the ground. Of course, I especially appreciate a good ghost story associated with graves. So, when Connor and I were en route to the Scott County Heritage Center &amp; Museum on 10/30/2021 for an investigation, it allowed us a brief stop by Bridgewater Cemetery.</p><p></p><h4>History of Bridgewater Cemetery: Ghosts, Graves, and Samuel Bridgewater</h4><p>The Bridgewater Cemetery, also known as the Owens-Bridgewater Cemetery, is a small hilltop cemetery that likely began as a family burial ground in the early 1800s. It includes the grave of Samuel Bridgewater (1827), who immigrated from England and served as a Revolutionary War private under George Washington. This cemetery has its share of ghost lore. My favorite is the tale of the &#8220;guardian of the grounds,&#8221; said to glow after midnight and chase away violators unwelcome in the cemetery.</p><p>With this being a short visit, Connor and I did a quick walk around and noted some of the more interesting graves. Sadly, as with many rural cemeteries, we found evidence of pathetic vandalism. I had in my pocket two pieces of ITC equipment: my Panabox spirit box and the ever-coveted, despised, mystifying, and controversial Panasonic DR60.</p><p></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.paraholics.com/p/the-hauntings-of-bridgewater-cemetery?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&action=share&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Share&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.paraholics.com/p/the-hauntings-of-bridgewater-cemetery?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&action=share"><span>Share</span></a></p><p></p><h4>The DR60: The Most Polarizing Device in Paranormal Investigations</h4><p>Wait, did I say DR60? <strong>THE PANASONIC RR-DR60?</strong> The most electrifying piece of EVP equipment ever created? The $3000 plastic, shitty hockey puck that Zak Bagans has used to dupe the entire world? The iconic device utilized by EVP experts, the Constantinos? That one???</p><p>It&#8217;s confusing &#8212; so many conflicting opinions about the devices we use in our investigative kits. Various pieces of equipment instantly polarize people. I try not to give my thoughts on specific types of tech. I won&#8217;t do it because I don&#8217;t want to be divisive on this blog &#8212; except for stupid-shit SLS cameras. And there I go&#8230; See? We all have opinions. My disdain for the SLS camera comes from experience. I owned one. I experimented with it. I think they&#8217;re turds &#8212; mostly. But I&#8217;ll get back to that in a second. Let&#8217;s take a quick look at the DR60 and have an honest conversation about this device.</p><p></p><h4><strong>Pros and Cons of the Panasonic RR-DR60</strong></h4><p><strong>First, the pros:</strong></p><p>&#9;1.&#9;Looks great in my hand.</p><p><strong>Now the cons:</strong></p><p>&#9;1.&#9;Sounds like shit.</p><p>I&#8217;m not done. The proponents of this device testify that it&#8217;s the best EVP recorder on the planet. And I kind of fall into this with one massive caveat: it&#8217;s one of the best when you&#8217;re in contact with a discarnate entity. Other than that, it&#8217;s a false-positive EVP machine &#8212; at times. And it can be used in a disingenuous way &#8212; even inadvertently. Let&#8217;s go through the legitimate concerns you should know, and I&#8217;ll also refute a few of the criticisms as I go.</p><p></p><h4>Legitimate Concerns About the DR60</h4><p>&#9;<strong>1.&#9;Low sampling rate:</strong> The device produces muffled and growly recordings. So true.</p><p>&#9;<strong>2.&#9;Internal glitch issues:</strong> The voice activation feature may introduce noise caused by an internal glitch in the integrated circuit board, which can trigger a recording. This causes the infamous flaw of the DR60 that often gets misconstrued as the angry old man&#8217;s voice or demonic screaming (especially if the sensitivity is set too high). I can&#8217;t tell you how many ghost hunters have freaked themselves out when they hear this flaw (I did). So many folks have posted these recordings as EVPs. I&#8217;ve even made the mistake of not fully understanding this fault.</p><p>&#9;<strong>3.&#9;No digital output:</strong> There&#8217;s no easy way to transfer the audio for analysis. No USB, making it a hassle.</p><p>&#9;<strong>4.&#9;Confusing voice activation mode:</strong> When reviewing sessions, the voice activation mode can make the context of your recordings very confusing.</p><p></p><h4>Can You Get a Class A EVP with the DR60?</h4><p>If you believe you can get a Class A EVP with this device, good luck. I&#8217;ve used one for years and have only recorded a handful. Most of the time, they&#8217;re just not going to be that precise. But if you&#8217;re indeed in contact with an entity, it&#8217;s possible. So how do you know when a DR60 is working for you versus against you? Here are a few tips:</p><p>&#9;<strong>1.&#9;Don&#8217;t force it:</strong> If your session produces nothing but guttural screams, it&#8217;s probably not an EVP &#8212; it&#8217;s the recorder screwing up. I recommend lowering the sensitivity. Most legit EVPs from the DR60 are whispery and seem embedded in white noise, allowing you to distinctly hear faint vocalizations. One reason people don&#8217;t like this recorder is the same reason I do &#8212; the craptastic microphone has a minimal range. On the one hand, you don&#8217;t need to worry about audio contamination from an interstate three miles away. On the other hand, you need to keep it dead-still in your hand or set it down. Anything that produces noise near the device can prompt the voice activation and create an audio artifact you might confuse for an EVP (much like the internal glitch issue). So, you have to be very honest and discerning when reviewing.</p><p><strong>&#9;2.&#9;Run a high-quality recorder alongside your DR60:</strong> Preferably capture your session on video too. This is the best way to validate a possible EVP from this device. Because of the technical constraints, these recorders are liars. Don&#8217;t get duped.</p><p></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.paraholics.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.paraholics.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p><p></p><h4>White Noise, EVPs, and the DR60</h4><p>My optimism for this device stems primarily from the number of sessions I&#8217;ve conducted with it that have produced NO EVPs. Many of my sessions don&#8217;t even produce the &#8220;angry old man yelling about his hemorrhoids&#8221; internal flaw. So it&#8217;s not always in misfire mode, despite what the Paranormal Naysayers Gospel Choir might claim. I&#8217;m also a proponent of the theory that white noise possibly helps ghosts &#8212; which technically shouldn&#8217;t have vocal cords &#8212; by providing extra phonic material to manipulate for speech. The DR60 has a very analog sound versus the super-clean sounds of modern recording equipment. I like experimenting with both. I&#8217;ve caught simultaneous EVPs with each device. I think the DR60 excels in this aspect. My theory is that the flaws and limitations of the Panasonic RR-DR60 are the very things that make it a fantastic recorder when everything comes together &#8212; entity, corroborated data, etc. Maybe even the glitch helps with communication? Who knows?</p><p>And what if I told you that an audio engineer friend, who is also an ITC researcher, took a DR60, disconnected the device&#8217;s microphone, and still recorded EVPs with it? Well, that happened. This completely undermines the argument that Panasonic&#8217;s &#8220;EVPs&#8221; are solely manufactured by the voice activation mode triggering a recording due to its internal functions. Interesting, right?</p><p>I believe whatever happens with this recorder regarding EVPs is happening through internal manipulation. It seems much more like an ITC device than a regular EVP recorder. That damned microphone seems inconsequential for EVP and is the source of the device&#8217;s detrimental flaw.</p><p></p><h4>Cross-Referencing and Corroboration: Your Best Bet for Validation</h4><p>&#9;<strong>3.</strong>&#9;<strong>Use corroborative data to validate your EVP capture:</strong> Because of the issues with this recorder, its recordings have a wobbly leg to stand on when presented as an anomalous response. As I mentioned earlier, this recorder is at its best (like all devices) when in the presence of a discarnate intelligence. Since we cannot validate a ghostly intellect, capturing the validity of the experience becomes more compelling &#8212; especially when you have other devices that log data and trigger at the exact moment you&#8217;ve caught an EVP on the DR60. Like when your TriField meter spikes, your REM Pod chimes, your goth tech-gal Betty Elvira II levitates upside down on camera, and your Tascam captures an EVP &#8212; but so does your Panasonic RR-DR60. See? We can&#8217;t prove what happened there. We documented strange phenomena and a weird voice &#8212; but we can&#8217;t prove what caused it. We&#8217;re just calling it a ghost.</p><p>So, when you review that moment on your DR60 and get a Class B EVP that sounds like <em>&#8220;I&#8217;m Satan&#8217;s twisted sister,&#8221;</em> it becomes harder to dismiss it as just the internal performance of a flawed recorder. But alas, the real scientific community will never accept an EVP from this device due to its design defects. Sadly, that&#8217;s the stone-cold fact.</p><p></p><h4>A Change in Direction: Why I No Longer Use the DR60</h4><p>Now, as much as I&#8217;ve discussed the pros and cons of this device, I&#8217;ve reached a point where I can no longer include the Panasonic RR-DR60 in my investigations. Even though I firmly believe it has a place in the annals of ITC and EVP history, and despite my own positive experiences with this recorder and some wild results, it&#8217;s been so wildly misrepresented by charlatans on YouTube and TikTok that, in good conscience, I don&#8217;t want any of my methodologies to remotely resemble that scene. And I offer no apologies for my time in experimenting with this recorder either. I&#8217;ve always been transparent in my claims and the devices I&#8217;ve tried out over the years.</p><p>This is a line I&#8217;m drawing to say I don&#8217;t condone folks who exploit the field, and I don&#8217;t want to be anywhere near anything they portray. The DR60 has been lumped into a category of sensationalist equipment that&#8217;s become more of a prop in the hands of these &#8220;influencers,&#8221; rather than a serious tool for EVP research.</p><p>Just as I would never use an app or device that has origins in the realm of, and I don&#8217;t even want to name it here &#8212; let&#8217;s nickname it <em>Puff Haranormal</em> &#8212; I am distancing myself from this type of equipment. In the same way that I want nothing to do with any gadgets associated with the <em>Puff</em> scene, I now feel the same about the DR60. It&#8217;s unfortunate because I&#8217;ve had some incredible experiences with it, but I can&#8217;t, in good conscience, be part of the mess that others have made of it.</p><p></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.paraholics.com/p/the-hauntings-of-bridgewater-cemetery?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&action=share&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Share&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.paraholics.com/p/the-hauntings-of-bridgewater-cemetery?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&action=share"><span>Share</span></a></p><p></p><h4>Still a Tool in the Paranormal Toolbox &#8211; With Responsibility</h4><p>That said, I don&#8217;t believe the DR60 should be discarded altogether by serious researchers. It has its place in the annals of ITC and EVP history for a reason. The key is to use it responsibly. Like every tool in this field, it requires a skeptical and discerning approach. Cross-reference your findings. Don&#8217;t rely solely on the DR60, and always be upfront about its limitations. If used correctly, it&#8217;s possible to capture something genuinely interesting.</p><p>However, paranormalist need to understand that no matter what equipment they use, there is no such thing as perfect proof. Paranormal investigation is not about certainty &#8212; it&#8217;s about exploring possibilities. That&#8217;s why it&#8217;s crucial not to put blind faith in any device, especially one as flawed as the DR60. Always remember that the limitations of our tools, including the DR60, mean that we are working with suggestive data, not definitive answers. Ultimately, this device would be best utilized by an ITC researcher in a lab versus someone ghost hunting at locations. But that opinion is just to make your EVP efforts more credible and easier than what it would take to validate a DR60 recording.</p><p></p><h4>Conclusion: Moving Forward with Integrity</h4><p>For all the DR60 critics out there, they&#8217;re 100% within their rights to criticize the DR60. But they&#8217;re also 100% full of shit to discard it as a tool for EVPs when no device gives concrete, empirically indisputable results. Same with me and the loathsome SLS camera. If we were investigating together and you whipped one out, I&#8217;d internally groan. Still, given that we cannot define the parameters of the paranormal, prove its existence, or say how the supernatural might choose to interact or manipulate devices or communicate with us, I&#8217;d be begrudgingly open to the potential of your SLS maybe capturing something incredible. Who am I to say what the paranormal can or cannot do?</p><p>In this field, nothing we capture conclusively proves anything, so why dismiss the DR60? Critics are right to point out its flaws, but they&#8217;re wrong to discard it all together. No device gives indisputable results. Investigators cherry-pick what they accept or dismiss concerning the supernatural. In the end, the paranormal remains elusive, and we&#8217;re all chasing spectral hopes and dreams.</p><p>If the paranormal were a sandwich, it would be peanut butter assumptions and superstition jelly on What-The-Fuck-Wonder Bread. Maybe, just maybe, we should all consider the big bites we take before swallowing and chugging a glass of milk?</p><p><em>&#8212; Evel Ogilville</em></p><div><hr></div><h4>Video:</h4><div id="youtube2-g0E8CRAyzGA" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;g0E8CRAyzGA&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/g0E8CRAyzGA?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><div><hr></div><h4>Appendix: Historical and Paranormal Lore of Bridgewater Cemetery</h4><p>Bridgewater Cemetery, also known as Owens or Owens-Bridgewater Cemetery, is located on County Road 400 S in Lexington Township, Indiana. The small hilltop cemetery likely began as a family burial ground in the early 1800s. One of the most notable graves is that of Samuel Bridgewater, who passed in 1827 after immigrating from England. He served as a Revolutionary War private and sided with George Washington. The cemetery saw burials from the 1820s to 1930, with some Civil War-era graves.</p><h4><strong>Paranormal Claims</strong></h4><p><strong>Bridgewater Cemetery</strong> is steeped in eerie lore. Popular paranormal reports include:</p><p>&#9;&#8226;&#9;Growling sounds near the back of the cemetery, resembling a dog.</p><p>&#9;&#8226;&#9;A riderless white horse said to chase away visitors.</p><p>&#9;&#8226;&#9;Sightings of a man on horseback, sometimes appearing headless.</p><p>&#9;&#8226;&#9;The grave of the &#8220;guardian&#8221; is said to glow after midnight, chasing away trespassers. A man in a white hat, believed to be the night watchman, is also said to appear in spectral form.</p><p>&#9;&#8226;&#9;Visitors report glowing balls of light and small, bright red eyes in the woods toward the back.</p><p>&#9;&#8226;&#9;Electronics and vehicles frequently fail within the cemetery grounds.</p><p>&#9;&#8226;&#9;The temperature inside the cemetery is said to be noticeably cooler than outside the gates.</p><p>Additionally, a myth surrounds an oak tree known as the &#8220;Death Tree,&#8221; where enslaved people were said to have been hanged. 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url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!a23A!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F515f6578-575c-4666-91db-e4659c2d63fc_2048x2048.webp" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>2024 Update: A Missed Opportunity</h3><p>As we rapidly approach the 50th anniversary of the Mill Race Monster sightings in Columbus, IN, it&#8217;s not surprising, but still wholly disappointing, that the town has made no moves to celebrate or even acknowledge this unique piece of local history. Why can&#8217;t the city see the value in letting its hair down? The Mill Race Monster is a tale begging to be embraced, not forgotten. Here is my original post<em>Vote For The Mill Race Monster</em> in its entirety.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!a23A!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F515f6578-575c-4666-91db-e4659c2d63fc_2048x2048.webp" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!a23A!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F515f6578-575c-4666-91db-e4659c2d63fc_2048x2048.webp 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!a23A!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F515f6578-575c-4666-91db-e4659c2d63fc_2048x2048.webp 848w, 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y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">Originally posted October 30, 2023</figcaption></figure></div><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.paraholics.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.paraholics.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p><h3>The Mysterious Mill Race Monster</h3><p>Alright, let&#8217;s cut to the chase. Before we understand why a cat-eating, sexy, hairy swamp beast might be the next mayor of Columbus, IN, we must dive into the mysterious world of the Mill Race Monster. Cryptozoology, for those new to the term, is all about hunting for and studying creatures whose existence or survival is up for debate. And a cryptid? Well, that&#8217;s an animal that cryptozoologists find particularly intriguing.</p><h3>The Facts of the Case</h3><p>Now that we&#8217;ve got that settled, let&#8217;s take a stroll down the curious path of The Mill Race Monster and cover a few facts:</p><p>&#9;&#8226; First things first, it definitely wasn&#8217;t me &#8211; I was just a 9-month-old at the time.</p><p>&#9;&#8226; In the early fall of 1974, near Columbus, Indiana, there were reports of UFO sightings.</p><p>&#9;&#8226; Then, things got interesting in November 1974 when a hairy green &#8220;monster&#8221; made four appearances in just eight days.</p><p>&#9;&#8226; But Columbus, Indiana, didn&#8217;t quite seize the monstrous gift &#8212; it failed miserably.</p><h3>The First Sightings</h3><p>So, let&#8217;s dissect this peculiar tale. In the autumn of &#8217;74, in the city of Columbus, Indiana, local UFO sightings were a hot topic. But in November of that year, high strangeness struck when four terrified women made an unusual report to the Columbus Police Department.</p><p>The women stated that they were driving through Mill Race Park&#8212;a park off the White River in a wooded area near downtown Columbus. At approximately 3 p.m., in broad daylight, the women parked their car near a boat ramp when they observed &#8220;a monster&#8221; lurking near the river. They described the creature as 6 feet tall and walking upright on two legs. They also stated that the creature was covered in dark fur and had a pale green face. The police searched the area but found nothing to support the women&#8217;s claims.</p><h3>A Second Encounter</h3><p>Later that night, around 11:45 p.m., another group of women burst into the Columbus Police Department, terrified and shaken. They had their own &#8220;monster&#8221; encounter in Mill Race Park. As they sat in their car chatting, a hairy creature with a green face leaped onto the hood, trying to break through the windshield with its long, sharp claws. When the police suggested it might be a prank, the witnesses insisted, &#8220;This did not look like a mask.&#8221; Even the car had deep scratches on the hood. A second search of the park yielded no monster.</p><h3>Media Attention and Further Sightings</h3><p>The local paper, The Republic, ran a story about these two reports, with the police guessing it might be a &#8220;misguided hobgoblin with lousy timing.&#8221; But they advised residents to stay alert.</p><p>Three days after the story was printed, the monster was spotted again. Two local men visited Mill Race Park around 4 p.m. on Nov. 5. They spotted the creature lurking behind trees near the park&#8217;s covered bridge. The two young men gave the same description: a hairy beast that stood upright with a light green face. Despite the warning issued by the police, they decided to return to Mill Race Park that same night armed with a pair of binoculars. The two young men claimed that they were chased out of Mill Race Park by the monster. The men theorized to the police that the creature might have been accidentally left behind by the UFOs spotted in the early fall.</p><p>As The Republic newspaper continued to report the sightings, people gathered in Mill Race Park, hoping to see the creature themselves. The news of the Mill Race Monster began to spread as The Courier-Journal of Louisville, The Indianapolis Star, and the Chicago Tribune reported the monster sightings.</p><h3>A Public Frenzy and a City&#8217;s Response</h3><p>A local smart-ass politician even suggested that the monster was a publicity-seeking political candidate trying to begin an early run toward the 1976 election. Hilarious.</p><p>Another sighting came from city dog catcher Rick Duckworth and John Brown, who reported seeing the monster after being dispatched to the park to rescue two cats in a tree. They described the monster as a person wearing a green mask and wrapped in green blankets and spotted about 200 feet away from them. Duckworth said it was 6 feet tall, maybe taller, with a large frame and long reddish hair that hung in its face. But when Duckworth started to approach, it disappeared &#8220;as fast as a deer&#8221; into nearby woods. After the feline rescue, the cats took off &#8220;like bolts of lighting.&#8221; According to Duckworth, &#8220;They were really scared.&#8221; Duckworth said he would plan to shoot the being with a tranquilizer gun he carried for dogs.</p><p>Soon after, the park began to flood with mobs of people, some of whom had traveled miles to hunt for the creature. Many of these folks were armed as the situation devolved into a frenzy.</p><p>City officials became concerned for the safety of the public. They felt it necessary to take action before someone got seriously hurt.</p><p>Robert Gilligan, the city park director, found it necessary to close Mill Race Park and deem it off-limits to the public.</p><p>Police Officer Kenneth St. John was appointed &#8220;Monster Control Officer&#8221; to address the media&#8217;s questions and handle reports of the monster.</p><h3>A Mystery Unresolved</h3><p>After several weeks, with no further monster sightings and the fervor of monster hunters petered out, Mill Race Park reopened to the public.</p><p>So what happened in Mill Race Park in 1974? Was it a cryptid sighting? An unknown Sasquatch-like creature just trying to live its best life who wound up too close to a community? An exiled extraterrestrial left behind by a UFO? Or, as the late Harry McCawley, an editor at The Republic, suggested in his October 30, 2014, column on the 40th anniversary of the Mill Race Monster, it was a hoax that tarnished Columbus&#8217; reputation and needed to die. I find it convenient that he left out of Duckworth&#8217;s account that he said the monster disappeared &#8220;as fast as a deer&#8221; into nearby woods&#8212;<em>because that&#8217;s normal, right?</em> When I&#8217;m dressed up like that whilst running <em>(yes, I said whilst running),</em> I can barely make the speed of a possum-trot and still wind up smashed mask first into a tree. So it looked like a man in a mask, but Duckworth was willing to shoot it with a tranquilizer upon his next sighting of Hairy&#8212;that&#8217;s logical, right? <em>Seriously?</em> But Harry did concede that the story does add a bit of kick to the city&#8217;s brand of &#8220;unexpected, unforgettable.&#8221;</p><h3>The &#8220;Hoax&#8221; Theory and Public Skepticism</h3><p>In 2015, Harry reiterated his &#8220;man in a blanket&#8221; theory on the &#8220;largest monster hunt in U.S. history&#8221; for a feature on <em>Destination America&#8217;s Monsters and Mysteries in America</em> episode. Harry said Sgt. Dennis Knulf had told him the monster was later discovered to be a young man who came forward years later and admitted he dressed in costume but was never arrested because he indeed never committed any crime. <em>Uh-huh.</em> Knulf is the same officer who also said, &#8220;We think it was someone playing a hoax, but we don&#8217;t know for sure,&#8221; adding that strange footprints were found by police sometime during that busy month in 1974.</p><h3>Reflecting on the Past</h3><p>So here we are, almost 50 years later. Let&#8217;s revisit what we know now after our crash course in all things Mill Race Monster. First off, as I said before, I was a baby still swaddled up in my drool and poo in November of &#8217;74&#8212;so it wasn&#8217;t me, <em>unfortunately.</em></p><p>Secondly, the area was a UFO sighting hotspot before the first appearance. Many cryptozoologists and ufologists see a correlation between UFO sightings and encounters with cryptids&#8212;Bigfoot, thunderbirds, black panthers, and a whole menagerie of other bizarre creature cases. Usually, these happen in the vicinity of high-energy sources. So you have a lot of instances around power plants, high-tension power lines, radio and broadcast communication towers, railroad tracks, gas lines, military bases, etc. Columbus, Indiana, checks a few of these boxes, especially considering the railroad tracks that follow the river through the park and Camp Atterbury&#8217;s proximity. <em>Just sayin&#8217;.</em></p><p>Thirdly, I cannot confirm or deny what was behind the Mill Race Monster claims, but <em>a hairy green something</em> was sighted four times. Was it a cryptid? Maybe? That sounds exciting. Was it a hoax perpetrated by a young man, as city officials claim? Probably. But I do have a few questions. Harry, in his column, quipped that the first sighting happened during the day, which is not normal monster hours. I want to say that if monsters are real, to my knowledge, Harry wasn&#8217;t a cryptozoologist who studied the <em>Hairy Green of Mill Race.</em> Plus, globally, there have been countless cryptid sightings during the day. But, if the accounts were valid, I&#8217;d like to point out that the ladies who witnessed the monster should&#8217;ve been able to discern the difference between flesh and blood versus a 1970s Halloween mask. Have you watched horror movies from that period? <em>Get real.</em> And attacking women and damaging a car by jumping on the hood and leaving scratches are apparently not offenses that&#8217;ll get you arrested in Columbus, IN, either&#8212;even years later after the alleged man behind the mask came forward&#8212;<em>and I don&#8217;t advocate testing that theory out.</em></p><h3>Skepticism and City Inaction</h3><p>That&#8217;s the part that gets me. People are willing to accept the hoax theory based on the words of the very employees who work for the city that wanted the Mill Race Monster hassle to disappear. Why did witnesses go to the police station to report a monster instead of saying a weirdo in a costume? And what about the <em>strange footprints</em> left behind? Why would a cop even mention that? When the dog catcher was dispatched to the park, if the monster was close enough to have had those two cats treed, why didn&#8217;t the caller note there was a monster standing under them with its dinner bib on? You saw two cats in a tree but didn&#8217;t notice the six-foot-plus creature? And why wouldn&#8217;t law enforcement at least brag a tad that the case was closed if someone came forward later, or at least dropped a hint to the newspaper, even if no arrest was made and that everything was copacetic? Was there a cover-up? Was it the mayor&#8217;s son or wife or something? The local priest? The CEO of <em>Cummins Engine Company?</em> It just feels like revisionist history to me. </p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.paraholics.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.paraholics.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p><h3>A Missed Opportunity for Columbus</h3><p>So, as I said before, my fourth fact is that Columbus, Indiana, has completely dropped the ball on this. Why? It&#8217;s a huge opportunity. How so? I&#8217;m glad you asked. Towns are always looking for tourism dollars, and nothing smells more like money to me than celebrating the odd story of The Mill Race Monster. But, the city might have to turn its nostrils down enough to get a whiff of the green cash generated by this beautiful green bastard.</p><p>Case in point, let&#8217;s turn our attention to Point Pleasant, WV, for the perfect example. You&#8217;d have to be living under a rock to not at least have heard about The Mothman. In a quick summary, in mid-November 1966, in that small town of Point Pleasant, two young couples fled the local woods, claiming they&#8217;d seen a terrifying creature. They recounted their story to the sheriff and reported that the entity looked human in most respects&#8212;except for its 10-foot wings and glowing red eyes. During the next few days, other people reported similar sightings after local newspapers reported it. Two volunteer firemen who saw it said it was a &#8220;large bird with red eyes.&#8221; Mason County Sheriff George Johnson commented that he believed the sightings were due to an unusually large heron he termed a &#8220;shitepoke.&#8221; Some intriguing similarities, wouldn&#8217;t you say? More city officials were pissing down the backs of the people&#8217;s fun, I assume.</p><h3>Learning from Point Pleasant</h3><p>But here&#8217;s where the two tales go in totally different directions. As the city of Columbus willed its monster into historical absurdity, Point Pleasant hopped on the wings of The Mothman and flew on it. How so? Every year, they celebrate with <a href="https://www.mothmanfestival.com/">The Mothman Festival,</a> which draws 10,000-15,000 visitors, pumping money into the local community. They have a statue, they have a  <a href="https://www.mothmanmuseum.com/">museum</a>, and they put on a 5K race&#8212;all because of an obscure story that happened that nobody can genuinely prove.</p><p>The good news for The Mill Race Monster is that it&#8217;s not too late. We can start a Mill Race Monster Festival. We need to change the minds of the city of Columbus and let them see the value of embracing that smelly river ape. Plus, 2024 is the 50th Anniversary of the appearance of Mr. Hairy Green. First, we need a statue. Hell, put it opposite on the intersection facing Eos&#8212;our version of <em>Beauty and the Beast,</em> Bartholomew County style!</p><h3>Planning a Mill Race Monster Festival</h3><p>Secondly, we need a place to host it: Mill Race Park! Boom! Festival planning comes naturally to me&#8212;<em>it&#8217;s a gift.</em> A 5k run with participants dressed as the monster? Of course! And lastly, we need the city to plan, approve, and pay for this. Since they took the monster away, they should bring him back. They&#8217;d eventually loosen up enough to see the monetary value and the community benefits of having some silly, old-fashioned fun.</p><h3>Columbus: Embrace the Beast!</h3><p>Who honestly cares what happened? <em>Let&#8217;s party! </em>We can justify it as part of our local heritage. Seymour, Indiana, doesn&#8217;t have its own damn monster&#8212;not even close. What do they have? Lutherans? <em>Nice try, </em>Seymour. Greensburg, Indiana? Get outta here with your stupid shrub growing out of your courthouse tower. <em>So what?</em> We have a flippin&#8217; monster! Columbus, give us our monster, I say, with my voice of pitchforks and torches! For Columbus to be <em>unexpected, unforgettable</em>&#8212;sprinkle it with some <em>unexplainable.</em> I dare you to see what happens.</p><h3>A Call to Action: Vote for the Monster</h3><p>As the citizens of Columbus head towards the polls on November 7th, 2023, they&#8217;ll be voting for the next mayor. Their choices are either Mary Ferdon, a Republican, or Sean Burton, an Independent. I encourage everyone in the city limits to contact both mayoral candidates NOW, before Election Day, and ask them if they&#8217;d support starting an annual <strong>Mill Race Monster Festival.</strong> If not, I wouldn&#8217;t vote for either. It would be better if everyone voted for The Mill Race Monster as a write-in for mayor. Even if the people&#8217;s will is defeated this round, if we continue this fight in the ballot box, even if it takes years, Hairy Green will eventually come out on top&#8212;<em>with a proper festival.</em> After all, monster stories last forever, no matter if you&#8217;ve stopped looking under your beds at night.</p><p>Besides, not counting that burgomaster creature of a different hue from a few years back, Columbus has never had an incredibly cool monster in City Hall.</p><p>Carpe diem, Columbus, Indiana! </p><p>And long live The Mill Race Monster!</p><p><em>&#8212; Evel Ogilville</em></p><p>#KeepItMeanWithHairyGreen </p><p>#MillRaceMonsterFest</p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.paraholics.com/p/the-mill-race-monster?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&action=share&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Share&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.paraholics.com/p/the-mill-race-monster?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&action=share"><span>Share</span></a></p><div><hr></div><h3><strong>Timeline:</strong></h3><h4><strong>Mill Race Monster</strong></h4><h4>(also known as (Hairy Green) Monster of Mill Race Park)<br>Mill Race Park, Columbus, Indiana</h4><p>Spotted at least four times in eight days&nbsp;during November 1974:</p><p>Nov. 1&nbsp;&#8211; Two separate incidents of &#8220;beast&#8221; sighting in park reported to police.&nbsp;Described&nbsp;by two groups of women as&nbsp;large, green, hairy, clawed and walking upright at about&nbsp;6&nbsp;feet tall. First sighting of &#8220;the thing&#8221; by pair of women in afternoon near paved boat ramp to White River.&nbsp;During late&nbsp;evening&nbsp;another group of women saw something similar and reported it&nbsp;pounded on car and&nbsp;jumped on hood, leaving scratch/paw&nbsp;marks in the paint&nbsp;before disappearing into woods near where Driftwood and Flatrock rivers meet to form East Fork of White River.&nbsp;Officers searched&nbsp;area, but nothing located.&nbsp;</p><p>Nov. 5 &#8211; A large, hairy &#8220;thing&#8221; hiding behind trees near park&#8217;s covered bridge sighted by pair of men in late afternoon and again near midnight when they had returned with binoculars to try for closer look. Claimed to have&nbsp;been chased&nbsp;from park by the monster and reported to sheriff&#8217;s department. One of men suggested monster had&nbsp;been left&nbsp;in the park earlier in the fall by visitors from another planet.&nbsp;Timing&nbsp;of sightings coincided with reports of UFOs over&nbsp;much&nbsp;of Midwest, including Columbus. Another explanation was publicity-seeking political candidate.&nbsp;</p><p>Some&nbsp;believed monster hiding in lagoon at mouth of Flatrock or in lair in dense woods by park.&nbsp;Over the following&nbsp;week, dozens of &#8220;monster hunters&#8221; descended&nbsp;to park&nbsp;on foot and in cars, some armed with knives, clubs and guns,&nbsp;searching&nbsp;park at west end of Fifth Street along White River. Prompted warnings from authorities who feared&nbsp;both&nbsp;harm to hunters and suspected prankster posing as the monster.&nbsp;</p><p>Nov. 8 &#8211; City dog catcher Rick Duckworth with John Brown reported sighting after dispatched to park to rescue two cats in tree, described as person wearing green mask and wrapped in green blankets seen about 200 feet away from them. Duckworth said 6 feet tall, maybe taller, large frame and long reddish hair that hung in face. When Duckworth started to approach, disappeared &#8220;as fast as a deer&#8221; into nearby woods. After rescue, cats took off &#8220;like bolts of lighting.&#8221; According to Duckworth, &#8220;they were really scared.&#8221; Duckworth said he would plan to shoot the being with a tranquilizer gun.</p><p>Woman called police after hearing noises in garage and son claiming to have seen the monster, which &#8220;escaped&#8221; before officers arrived.</p><p>The Republic&#8217;s Nov. 12 editorial &#8220;Enough&#8217;s Enough&#8221; critical of what started as &#8220;lark&#8221; with first sightings of &#8220;green, scaly being emerging from waters in and around Mill Race Park&#8221; but that escalated to a dangerous disturbance.</p><p>Nov. 14 Letter to Editor from &#8220;A Concerned Reader&#8221; followed, encouraging the public to ignore the attention-seeker: &#8220;If every one of those silly fools out looking for &#8216;it&#8217; would all stay away for a while, &#8216;it&#8217; would realize what an ass he or she is making of themselves and quit this silly masquerade.&#8221;</p><p>Descriptions of creature&#8217;s stature ranged from a man to as large as Bigfoot.</p><p>Park grounds barricaded and announced closed from dusk to dawn indefinitely after expected throng of curiosity-seekers arrive. More than 135 cars counted in park on following Friday night, and dozens turned away by police over weekend. &#8220;The closing is not because of the monster, but because of the potential danger and injury to persons looking for it,&#8221; said Parks Director Robert Gillikin.</p><p>Police Officer Kenneth St. John&nbsp;designated&nbsp;&#8220;Monster Control Officer&#8221; to field out-of-town media queries on the &#8220;monstrous situation.&#8221;</p><p>&#8220;Monster Roast&#8221; on Nov. 20 agenda for meeting of Mill Race Park Committee though&nbsp;by then it&nbsp;hadn&#8217;t&nbsp;been heard from in while.</p><p>In revisiting the story of the years:</p><p>&#8220;We think it was someone playing a hoax, but we don&#8217;t know for sure,&#8221; said Sgt. Dennis Knulf, adding that strange footprints were found by police sometime during that busy month in 1974.</p><p>In a 1993 revisiting of the story, one of the unnamed women who had reported the monster said it didn&#8217;t look like it was wearing a mask to her.</p><p>&#8220;The big, black blurry-looking thing came toward the car. It&#8217;s face was pale-looking. It had long fingernails like claws &#8211; and fangs. The face was a greenish-white &#8211; really yucky looking.&#8221;</p><p>Republic editor Harry McCawley recalled in 2015 the &#8220;largest monster hunt in U.S. history&#8221; for feature on Destination America &#8220;Monsters and Mysteries in America&#8221; episode. McCawley said Knulf had told him the monster was discovered to be young man who came forward years later and admitted dressed in costume.</p><p>Story eventually died out but resurfaces occasionally as urban legend.</p><div><hr></div><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!IsU_!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F120da475-378f-45d4-bc74-37a910c24032_720x732.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!IsU_!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F120da475-378f-45d4-bc74-37a910c24032_720x732.jpeg 424w, 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And a shoutout to cryptozoologist Chris McDaniel and his book, <em><a href="https://outskirtspress.com/spookyreportsofstrangeencounters">Spooky Reports of Strange Encounters,</a></em> for keeping the legend of Hairy Green going.</p><p>(The Republic: 11/2/74; 11/6/74; 11/8/74; 11/9/74; 11/11/74; 11/12/74; 11/20/74; 10/31/93; 10/31/03; 10/30/14; 3/12/2015; Indianapolis Star: 11/9/74; 11/10/74)</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.paraholics.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">PARAHOLICS is a reader-supported publication. 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